Voting for a Mormon is… Christian…

Real conversation between my husband and his mom, right before the 2012 election:

My Husband: So how are you, Mom?

His Mom: Are you and Jess voting for that Barack HUSSEIN Obama, AGAIN????

My Husband: Yes, mom. [eyeroll]

His Mom: But you CAN’T! Obama is gunna take our guuuuunnnnnssss!

My Husband: No, Mom, he is not.

His Mom: Yes he is. An’ if he is elected again, I thank its gunna be a sign of the end of the worl’!

My Husband: No, Mom, it is not.

His Mom: Ben, if you’uns go an’ vote for Obama, then you just ain’t a Christian.

My Husband: Mom, what?

His Mom: You heard me right. If you vote for Obama, you just ain’t a Christian.

My Husband: So let me get this straight… if I vote for a Christian, it isn’t Christian, but if I vote for a Mormon, I am?

His Mom: Tha’s what I said.

My Husband: Good night, Mother. [click]

Mittens, Ann Romney, and Paul Ryan... OH MY!

Mittens, Ann Romney, and Paul Ryan… OH MY!

photo credit: DonkeyHotey via photopin cc 

So what did my in-laws teach me this time? The debunked trickle-down economic theory and my in-laws ability to rationalize voting for a Mormon is the Christian thing – 1; common sense, independent thought and my husband’s sanity – 0.

Seriously, I cannot make this fucking shit up… I am just not that funny.

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